Sobczyk-CoN correspondence

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from PROVIDENCE RADIO TOWER, PROVIDENCE, REPUBLIC OF FARU
to COUNCIL OF NATIONS HEADQUARTERS, BREST, REPUBLIC OF AREOLE
ident. A. SOBCZYK, MFA, ROF
SUBJECT: Appealing for assistance.
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To whom this may concern,
  I am a national of the Republic of Faru, and its current Minister of Foreign Affairs. My name is Andrej Sobczyk, I am 53 years of age, and I require immediate assistance.
  In this Republic of which I call myself a citizen, an unscrupulous group has been elected, known as the Democratic Mandate. Their politics are reminiscient of the fascists of Tarantum, or the monarchical restorationists in both Swopia and the former Slorbo-Glormorian Empire. They are objectively dangerous for the democratic principles both you and I hold dear.
  Please, at the next Council session, impose sanctions on Faru and threaten action if they engage in the destruction of democracy. I implore you, do something.
Yours,
- Andrej Sobczyk
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Shakir

This message has been intercepted by Farun Navy Destroyers at St Olga

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