Letter to Faru

Started by Normande, Oct 31, 2024, 10:21 PM

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Normande

During the most recent presidential debate some candidates have said awful and quite frankly racist things about Bloatia. I understand the mistrust about the bizarre Bohen Nomads, I don't trust them either but we can rest assured they are not spies of Bloatia, infact I would like to talk to foreign ambassador to this. The continued rumors can not continue nor should blood be on your Senate's doorstep.

Yours truly, Ambassador Zsuzsa Gaygar

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Dear Ambassador Gaygar,
As a representant of Faru I am myself sincerely sorry, and feel ashamed about the racist narratives our people have been espousing. I personally fear the Mulgaria may have started this hoax as a Schlorbo-Smobshevik plot against our integrity, from the recent terrorist attacks we can know for sure that they did have agents hidden amongst us.
I must assure you these racist comments are something the most Principled of our statesmen aim to fight against and urge you to have patience, as we are not interested in negative relations with your government, and I will personally argue in our senate that this despicable treatment and badmouthing of fellow Cubeaist Peoples as great as yours shall be fought against and that racist myths have no place in Faru.
Once again, I apologize in the name of all our nation for the horrid things stated in this debate. And I suggest you open a museum on Bloatian culture and history and build an embassy to make factual information more accessible to Faruns and good relationship easier to reach.

Sincerely, Ambassador Æsël Blanch
staunchly pro-noun (it/its et nya/nyan)

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